Mofo Politics

Adam Kinzinger hates Rand Paul

Erika Harold is the most talented female RINO in America

Laura Ingraham: Rand Paul is almost as bad as Jeb Bush on amnesty

Jun. 22, 2014

Rand Paul took, I think, a really wrong-headed step on the immigration issue last week.

I mean, he’s not completely where Jeb is, but almost!

I disagree with both Laura Ingraham and Rand Paul, in this respect…

1) Would Thomas Jefferson support peacetime border security measures requiring law-abiding citizens to provide proof of citizenship and submit themselves to invasive scrutiny by armed federal agents?

No.

2) Would Thomas Jefferson require employers to verify the legal status of employees– under penalty of jail or excessive fines?

No.

3) Would Thomas Jefferson be troubled by the use of cheap, migrant workers?

No.

Since Jefferson owned slaves– and slavery depressed wages– we can say with certainty that he would not oppose the use of cheap, migrant workers.

4) Would Thomas Jefferson oppose granting citizenship to immigrants, who invariably vote themselves gifts from the public treasury?

Yes.

Therefore, the correct conservative position on immigration is:

  • Abolish the welfare state, thereby reducing the incentive to immigrate.
  • Abolish birthright citizenship, further reducing the incentive to immigrate.
  • Reduce border security– allow people to travel back and forth freely, as God intended.




More Stuff Go to the Home Page ยป

Stupid moron Michelle Obama hits her head on Air Force One

Ugh.

Ted Cruz reveals: Father nearly abandoned family before turning to Jesus Christ
Bwahahaha: Sean Hannity and Rick Perry dress up like The Expendables for border tour
Michael Savage: Vladimir Putin is all that stands in the way of liberal world domination
Ellison Barber does the pouty sexy eyes thing again
Michael Savage vs. Paleo Diet bro science guy
Latest Comments