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Obama jokes about beating Republicans with a hockey stick

Like all God-fearing, patriotic Americans– I hate hockey. It’s like a cross between ice skating and something else that’s really stupid.

In the words of Kenny Powers…

In any case, while honoring the world champion Chicago Blackhawks at the White House for being the best at being retarded– Obama “joked” about beating Republicans for their insolence…

Screencapped for posterity…