Mofo Politics

Ben Carson: Government is like “a morbidly obese person”

Ted Cruz: Rubiocare “is just like Obamacare”

Bwahahaha: Hot white chick in Ferguson says her #1 concern is being shot by the police

Michael Savage: Candy Crowley looks like the “Creature from the Black Lagoon”

“Candy– some candy…it’s like toxic candy!”

Savage Nation June 24.

You may recall that in May, Candy Crowley invited Senator Rand Paul on her program so that he could listen quietly while she read Obama talking points.

It was then that MP noticed that, despite hours of photoshopping, the CNN graphics department were unable to make Candy Crowley look non-gross…