Adam Carolla: Why I can never run for President

“Take their food stamps away tomorrow– do you think their bodies would start washing up on the shores of America? I mean, what would happen? Or would they just boil a sack of rice…throw a bouillon cube in it and live? I’m guessing they would…”

Adam Carolla Podcast.

On the issues…

Rand Paul: Trust me, Republicans will still win elections even after we legalize millions of Hispanics that hate us

Chris Matthews gets a tingle up his leg for Marco Rubio: “He’s just got a style I like!”