Karl Rove and Steven Law have set out to torpedo “extreme” Tea Party candidates. Or, as establishment puppet Michael Barone put it: “Wackos, weirdos, and witches…”

But wait!

The Tea Party candidates mentioned by Karl Rove and Michael Barone are all far more moderate than George Washington. For example…

Todd Akin

Abortion: Against
Late-term Abortion: Against
Gay Adoption: Against
Gay Marriage: Against
Income Tax: Pro
Progressive Income Tax: Pro
Obamacare: Against
Slavery: Against
Women’s Suffrage: Pro

George Washington

Abortion: Against
Late-term Abortion: Against
Gay Adoption: Against
Gay Marriage: Against
Income Tax: Against
Progressive Income Tax: Against
Obamacare: Against
Slavery: Pro
Women’s Suffrage: Against

Real talk: If George Washington were alive today, Karl Rove and Establishment Victory Project would target him for defeat.