No seriously: Why does Eric Cantor talk like a robot?
1. “#MakingLifeWork”? Really? Really? What non-Eric Cantor intern is going to tweet that?
2. Nobody in real life talks like that. Why can’t he just talk like a normal human being?
3. Why does he smile like he’s a space alien that took over Eric Cantor’s body but isn’t familiar with the subtleties of human interaction?
Friendly reminder: It is possible to espouse conservative principles in common, everyday vernacular…
