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Tucker Carlson backs Karl Rove’s anti-Tea Party group: “Somebody’s got to…keep morons from running!”

Michael Savage backs Obama’s illegal drone strikes: “Obama is right”

No seriously: Why does Eric Cantor talk like a robot?

Feb. 6, 2013

1. “#MakingLifeWork”? Really? Really? What non-Eric Cantor intern is going to tweet that?

2. Nobody in real life talks like that. Why can’t he just talk like a normal human being?

3. Why does he smile like he’s a space alien that took over Eric Cantor’s body but isn’t familiar with the subtleties of human interaction?

Friendly reminder: It is possible to espouse conservative principles in common, everyday vernacular…





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