IDIOT

Ari Fleischer was among those pushing the “skewed polling” conspiracy theory– insisting Mitt Romney was running a great campaign, when it was painfully obvious the Romney campaign was run by idiots…

SCUMBAG

Ari Fleischer did “it” in somebody else’s home…

Ari and I started kissing and I felt giddy, giddy about the primary race, and high on the inappropriateness of the moment. I was not keen on getting that room a-rocking, as I did not want Ralph or his wife to come a-knocking.

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I immediately headed south and took care of business.

To be fair: Scumbag/my hero.