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by MP January 18, 2013 Tweet Email

3rd overall pick? 6-year, $72 million contract? Generally regarded as one of the best quarterbacks in football? Does not compute…

A little better…

Jennifer Brett: Matt Ryan ties knot…

Falcons quarterback Matt Ryan got married over the weekend on the Georgia coast.

We’re working to confirm this officially, with Ryan’s agent or the team. He said last fall that he and longtime girlfriend Sarah Marshall had gotten engaged, and planned to marry in the off-season.

Shocking: Mediocre Seatle Seahawks WR Golden Tate has a hotter girlfriend than Russell Wilson or Matt Ryan