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Piers Morgan threatens to leave America: If you don’t enact stricter gun control, I will “seriously consider deporting myself”

by MP December 30, 2012 Tweet Email

With the petition to deport Piers Morgan closing in on 100,000, Piers Morgan responded in typically moronic fashion…

Although I love the country as a second home and one that has treated me incredibly well, I would, as a concerned parent first – and latterly, of a one-year-old daughter who may attend an American elementary school like Sandy Hook in three years’ time – seriously consider deporting myself.

Friendly reminder: Children are more likely to be struck by lightning than massacred in a Sandy Hook style attack…

Odds of your child being killed in a Sandy Hook style attack:
1 in 325 million or less than .0000001%.

Odds of your child being struck by lightning:
1 in 775,000 or less than .00001%.

I know this is right-wing, extremist crazy talk? But further curtailing civil liberties to prevent crimes that are tantamount to being struck by lightning doesn’t make sense to me.