Let me get this straight: After snatching defeat from the jaws of victory by running the worst, most incompetent campaign in American history, now Romney is going to help the Marxist-in-Chief recast himself as a moderate figure willing to reach across the aisle…

On Thursday, Governor Romney will have a private lunch at the White House with President Obama in the Private Dining Room. It will be the first opportunity they have had to visit since the election. There will be no press coverage of the meeting.

Mitt Romney’s political career is over. He’s doing this one reason: To re-ingratiate himself to the Northeastern liberal elite whom he naturally identifies with, but alienated over the last 6 years by pretending to be a conservative.

And another thing: Kolob is not real, you idiot!