ABC News: Storm Response Earns Obama Praise…

Likely voters of all political stripes give broadly positive ratings to Barack Obama’s response to the devastating storm that smashed the East Coast this week.

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78 percent rate Obama’s response to the hurricane positively (as excellent or good), while just 8 percent see it negatively.

1. Why is everybody sucking Obama’s beef thermometer for merely expediting emergency programs that we paid for with the billions in taxes the government confiscates each year?

2. Why do “emergency” programs need to be expedited anyway?

3. The cost of this “emergency response” amounts to an infinitesimally small fraction of the $$$ we put in. Each 911 response should come with a free pizza.

4. You can’t die from rain. So just shut up.

And lastly, I would totally take McKayla Maroney out to Olive Garden…