And now, a special message to readers affected by Hurricane Sandy

Quit crying!

You live on the goddamn ocean. You got some rain and some waves. STFU and move to Nebraska if you don’t like ocean weather.

I’m sick of all the people crying anytime they get some weather. Its not a effing State of Emergency every time you get some rain or snow. Power is out? God forbid if you have to live like Little House on the Prairie for a few days and light a candle or poop in a bucket. Bunch of sissy whining ****ies. Chris Christie included.