Top 20 Hottest Women in Politics: 11-15

By MP on October 23rd, 2012 0

Note: For obvious reasons, women over 45 are automatically disqualified from this list. We considered making an exception for fmr. Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, who recently turned 48. Although there is no question that Mrs. Palin is still beautiful, she can no longer be objectively classified as “hot” due to her age. Therefore, ultimately, it was decided that no exception would be made.

15. Sarah Silverman

She-devil Sarah Silverman exemplifies everything that is wrong with America: Sleazy, trashy, vile, and disgusting…

But at this stage in my life, those are precisely the qualities I look for in women…

14: Elisabeth Hasselbeck

I hate Elizabeth Hasselbeck a lot. She’s stupid.

In March, she scolded Rush Limbaugh for calling Sandra Fluke what Sandra Fluke is. But she had no such criticism for misogynist 50 Cent.

But given the opportunity, I would eagerly smash…

13: Kimberly Guilfoyle

At 43 years old, Kimberly Guilfoyle is holding up remarkably well. She’s not just beautiful, she’s smart. In 2006, she had the good sense to divorce San Fran-sicko Gavin Newsome.

Kimberly Guilfoyle is one of those women that make me think: “You know, maybe women deserve the right to vote for after all…”

12: S.E. Cupp

Some dispute S.E. Cupp’s hotness. But in doing so, they only reveal their own gayness.

What, the “Look at me, I’m a nerdy librarian and your book was due last week. What are we gonna do about it?” thing doesn’t work for you? F you man, F you…