Alex Castellanos is one of those Republicans that are embarrassed to be a Republican. You know the type: “Yes I’m a Republican, but don’t worry, I’m not one of those social conservative hillbillies or anything”.

As a top consultant to George W. Bush in 2004 and Mitt Romney in 2008, Alex Castellanos’ job consisted almost entirely of giving horrible advice. He now works at CNN, where he praises Mitt Romney when the polls say he’s winning, and trashes him when the polls say he’s losing.

In what I’m sure is a total coincidence, Cat Castellanos works for CNN now too…

President Obama is less of a rock star than he was four years ago. Still, in comparison to Mitt Romney, he’s Aerosmith. I get the feeling that Obama has thought about the future of American youth and has made a clear effort to bring them into his cause.

Shocking.

Anyway, her Sandra Fluke-hair does nothing to dampen her allure…

RETRACTION: Upon further research, we have found that Alex Castellanos looks cool when he lets his hair down…