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Oct. 20, 2012

First of all, is it just me? Or is Andrew Cuomo the Bizarro version of his brother Chris?


Barring any Client #9-type revelations, Andrew Cuomo will be the Democratic Presidential nominee in 2016. If elected, he would be America’s first unmarried President.

Currently, he’s smashing Sandra Lee from the Food Network…


Normally, I would totally hate the player. You know damn well she dresses up for him and that makes me sick with envy…

But so ambitious, so driven was Andrew Cuomo, that he married the disgustingly fugly but politically connected Kerry Kennedy, child of Robert F. Kennedy and Ethel Skakel Kennedy…



For 2 long years he endured. Man Law dictates he can now smash whomever he pleases with impunity.





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