These rankings were compiled using the Objective Measures of Hotness Scale (OMoHS).

Note: For obvious reasons, women over 45 are automatically disqualified from this list. We considered making an exception for fmr. Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, who recently turned 48. Although there is no question that Mrs. Palin is still beautiful, she can no longer be objectively classified as “hot” due to her age. Therefore, ultimately, it was decided that no exception would be made.

20: Dana Loesch

I first rubbed the lamp to Dana Loesch back in 2009, during the early days of the Tea Party.

Though not classically beautiful, Dana Loesch is skinny and conservative, which counts for a lot.

Dana’s greatest moment came on CNN, when she OMGLOL’d at Hugh Hewitt’s dig at liberal psychopath Stephanie Miller…

19: Alex Wagner

Alex Wagner literally considers everything ever racist.

Her exotic look combined with her mediocre intellect would have landed her near the top of this prestigious list 5 years ago. Now past her prime, she clocks in at a respectable #19…

18: Andrea Tantaros

Affectionately referred to as “Andrea Tarantula” by Rush Limbaugh, Andrea Tantaros is one of the most reliable regurgitators of RINO talking points on television. If Karl Rove or any other RINO thinks something, rest assured that Andrea Tantaros thinks so too.

But more importantly…

17: Dana Perino

Beautiful, articulate, and smart. If we placed a greater emphasis on class and intelligence, Dana Perino would clearly be #1 on this list. But like society, we don’t.

You know how women claim they don’t care about a guy’s looks? Well Dana Perino really, really, really doesn’t…

She is also caring. We know this because while most of us would have been happy to see Bob Beckel die, Dana Perino seemed genuinely concerned when Bob Beckel pretended to have heart attack…

16: Kristi Noem

Despite her sometimes ridiculous hair, 40-year-old Congresswoman and rising Republican superstar Kristi Noem is unquestionably the most beautiful elected official in the United States today.

Although Kristi Noem has sought to distance herself from the Tea Party, and has been reticent to accept comparisons to Sarah Palin, I would still totally hit it…

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