It’s not that she’s hot? Because a guy who just made like a gazillion dollars off 2016 Obama’s America should be able to do better?

But she’s young, skinny, and perhaps most importantly: not his wife. Because sometimes, you just get sick of looking at the same face day after day after day after day…

The above is a photo of the woman who the Evangelical magazine World reported today is allegedly at a center of a storm around the conservative pundit and president of The King’s College, a Christian institution, Dinesh D’Souza.

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D’Souza, who is separated from his wife but, according to the World story not technically divorced, shared a hotel room with Joseph at a Christian authors conference in South Carolina. He reportedly told attendees that they were engaged.

Apparently, this is a big deal to some in the Christian community…

After a meteoric rise in the evangelical world, The King’s College president Dinesh D’Souza now faces his board’s likely questions about his relationship to a woman not his wife

Psh.

He’s a gazillionaire now. What can they do to him? Force him to resign? Big deal.