Joe Biden is a buffoon and a liar. But Paul Ryan did not live up to expectations. He failed to expose Joe Biden for the incompetent, senile gasbag that he is…

I get it: He was trying to appeal to chicks. But he failed…

A CBS instant poll of uncommitted voters found Joe Biden the winner over Paul Ryan in last night’s vice presidential debate, 50% to 31%.

This retarded strategy of being as wimpy as possible to appeal to stupid women doesn’t work! Women say they want castrated men with accommodating personalities, but when it comes right down to it? When it’s go time? They want a big, fat ****.

I mean…

• What about Joe Biden claiming over and over again the Iraq surge would fail?
• What about Joe Biden wanting to break apart Iraq into 3 pieces?
• What about calling out Joe Biden on his admitted plagiary?

I don’t blame Paul Ryan. I blame Boston HQ for telling him he had to act like a wimp, because, according to their focus groups, chicks like that in their leaders.

#FAIL