Whenever Mitt Romney or Obama say…

“I’m going to hire 100,000+ more teachers…”
“We need to invest in our future in order to grow!”

Or any similarly inane, nonsensical combination of inoffensive words: They are appealing to women.

Whenever a conservative politician is expected to find the middle ground with a perverted, northeastern socialist liberal from hell– it’s because of women.

Women are ruining America.

And now they are destroying Wednesday nights in the form of NBC’s new drama: “Chicago Fire”

Sooo gay.