Like everybody else, I badgered the witness like 5 times to this video…

I even rubbed the lamp to this one…

Cuz it makes me imagine maybe we met by chance. And that I was star struck, at first. But then she found me really funny. But she had a really buff boyfriend or something. But then she told me “That’s not what I want! I want you!”

But it has been brought to my attention that Michelle Jenneke is, in fact, not nearly as attractive as she led us to believe…

It really is her…

I am sick and tired of women tricking us with makeup and lighting!