Ya well, oops…

Colorado: Obama 48%, Romney 47% (Quinnipiac)

Florida: Obama 49%, Romney 44% (Fox News)

Ohio: Obama 49%, Romney 42% (Fox News)

Michigan: Obama 52%, Romney 44% (CNN/ORC)

Michigan: Obama 52%, Romney 38% (Detroit News)

Pennsylvania: Obama 50%, Romney 41% (Morning Call/Muhlenberg)

Virginia: Obama 50%, Romney 46% (Quinnipiac)

Virginia: Obama 49%, Romney 46% (We Ask America)

Virginia: Obama 50%, Romney 43% (Fox News)

Wisconsin: Obama 51%, Romney 45% (Quinnipiac)

Wisconsin: Obama 54%, Romney 40% (Marquette)

At least we have Rasmussen. Oh wait…

Rasmussen: Daily Tracking Poll
Obama – 47
Romney – 45

You know what would be super productive right now? If we pretended these polls were a part of a vast, liberal conspiracy. I mean, it’s not like the pollsters’ livelihoods and ability to send their children to college rely on the accuracy of their results or anything. And it’s not like they were right in 1992, 1996, 2000, 2004, 2008, and 2010.

Let’s use a 33-year-old poll outlier showing Carter leading Reagan to bolster our false hopes.

And while we’re at it, let’s pretend like this isn’t the best video ever…