Me right now…

Newsflash: 60% of the country are morons, slackers, bimbos, and bums. The average American doesn’t understand a word Mitt Romney is saying. This is what happens every time Mitt Romney or his spokesmorons go on TV…

TEAM ROMNEY: “Golly, the unemployment rate is 8.1%. President Obama promised it wouldn’t go above 8% if we passed his Stimulus plan…”

AVERAGE AMERICAN MALE: “This Mitch Romney always talkin’ some mess. He racist or sumn’?”

AVERAGE AMERICAN FEMALE: “Mmmmhmmm. You know he gave that woman cancer right?”

AVERAGE AMERICAN MALE: “That just ain’t right.”

AVERAGE AMERICAN FEMALE: “And he trying to ban birth control. You know how them Mormons are…”

TEAM ROMNEY: “Golly, the Democrats booed God at the convention! Golly, I’m not even sure if they got the 2/3 votes necessary…”

AVERAGE AMERICAN MALE: “You seen Avengers yet?”

AVERAGE AMERICAN FEMALE: “That sh** was the crazy! Literally C-R-A-Y-Z-E-E!”

AVERAGE AMERICAN MALE: “What I don’t get is dem aliens at the end though. Was they half-robots or sumn’?”

AVERAGE AMERICAN FEMALE: “They was up to no good, that’s alls I need to know!”

You know how our side is always talking about Greece? We don’t want to become the next Greece? The sad fact is: the average American doesn’t even know what Greece is.

There is only one path to victory: Destroy your opponent and their allies by relentlessly vilifying and ridiculing them with personal attacks, both fair and unfair.

If Team Romney continue their focus on the economy, Obama won’t even have to cheat to win.