You can get an STD from Bill Clinton just by staring directly into his eyes while he bites his lip. #FACT

Hey remember that time Bill Clinton allegedly attacked Juanita Broaddrick…

I first pushed him away and just told him ‘No, please don’t do that,’ and I forget, it’s been 21 years, Lisa, and I forget exactly what he was saying. It seems like he was making statements that would relate to ‘Did you not know why I was coming up here?’ and I told him at the time, I said, ‘I’m married, and I have other things going on in my life, and this is something that I’m not interested in.’”

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As he told Juanita Broaddrick in that Little Rock hotel room some years back, “You better get some ice on that.”