You know how sometimes ESPN has poker on for some reason? So you put it on Fox News but Shep Smith is on? So you end up scrolling through the channels and accidentally see Rachel Maddow’s face?

PROBLEM SOLVED: Facekini craze takes over beaches in China…

Worn by those who desire to keep their complexion as is, the facekini is the perfect solution to avoiding UV rays while also avoiding messy lotions that can get in and sting your eyes.

You’re welcome, America.