Melissa Harrs-Perry is just about the worst person in America. If there was any justice in this world, she would be locked in a cell in Guantanamo Bay across from Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. In the last year, she has…

• Celebrated July 4th by trashing the Founding Fathers as racists
• Claimed Jeremiah Wright’s treasonous, racist post-911 rant was “exactly right”
• Accused Rick Perry of wanting to assault women

And now this: “That is a lovely thing to say for a wealthy white man…”

Also, she’s a chubby-chaser…