First this goofy looking ******* wins countless gold medals by being the best swimmer that ever lived and makes millions off it.

Now he lands a hot 25-year-old who kinda looks like she could model VS…

That’s the last straw. The rich keep getting more gold medals, while the rest of us have to watch it on NBC. I call upon Harry Reid to accuse him of tax evasion. And Obama needs to take his winnings and build wind farms in Norway. Success must be punished and degraded, right Sen Majority Leader?