You know who I want to take to Olive Garden? Olympian McKayla Maroney

I wish I was like her gymnastics coach? We would totally bond and I could be her shoulder to cry on when things were tough? And then whatever happens, happens. Hearts are hearts, you know what I mean? You can’t help how you feel…




Detroit Lions’ Justin Durant: I would eat Chick-Fil-A even if they supported slavery

Even Anderson Cooper thinks Harry Reid is full of crap