I don’t know how many more offshore bank account news cycles I can take!

OMFG this is like the most retarded debate ever!

Obviously, the only reason to have an offshore bank account is to maneuver the tax system to pay as little in taxes as possible. Unless you’re a fugitive of some kind with a suitcase full of cash looking to retire in a tropical paradise in anonymity, there is literally no other reason to have an offshore bank account.

So can we stop effing around?

Grow a set and just say: “Just like any other American, I try to pay as little in taxes as possible. Now STFU.”

Every single day that we’re talking about Mitt Romney’s taxes is another day that we’re not talking about…

  • Obama’s economy
  • Eric Holder
  • Fast and Furious
  • The deficit
  • The billions wasted in Obama’s Stimulus
  • The unemployment rate
  • Solyndra
  • Reverend Wright
  • Bill Ayers