Argh: Marco Rubio is balding and I fear he is not vain enough to get a hair transplant

Marco Rubio is superior to Mitt Romney in every conceivable way. As a recent example, compare their reactions to the Obamacare ruling last week.

Senator Rubio was articulate and passionate, while Mitt Romney was boring, bland, tepid, and full shit as usual.

If Marco Rubio’s hairline holds up, he will be the next President of the United States.

But, it’s not. It’s just not…

Look: Joe Biden’s successful hair transplant

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