See, I told you so: Children are f-ing monsters
Every time politicians talk about children, it’s like they’re talking about unicorn puppies from heaven. Helloooooooooooo, does anybody remember being a kid?? I was a perverted little monster, and every other kid I knew was a perverted little monster!
Anyway, more proof…
The moral of the story is: We need to go back to beating children.
Humanity beat their children for 10,000 years and the result was…
- Pax Romana
- Albert Einstein
- Visited the Moon
But what’s happened is a bunch of hippies had kids, and those kids grew up to be a-holes who had their own kids, who grew up to be even bigger a-holes…
And now here we are.