Every time politicians talk about children, it’s like they’re talking about unicorn puppies from heaven. Helloooooooooooo, does anybody remember being a kid?? I was a perverted little monster, and every other kid I knew was a perverted little monster!

Anyway, more proof…

The moral of the story is: We need to go back to beating children.

Humanity beat their children for 10,000 years and the result was…

• Pax Romana
• Albert Einstein
• Visited the Moon
• Etc.

But what’s happened is a bunch of hippies had kids, and those kids grew up to be a-holes who had their own kids, who grew up to be even bigger a-holes…

And now here we are.