I omitted the “in the American League” part because I wanted to…

“This is impossible…This is Michael Jordan average 5 points a game!”

Via ESPN…

Update: They pulled the video. Here’s another one…

Flashback: $240 million not enough for Albert Pujols…

Other perks include:

• A hotel suite on road trips.

• A luxury suite at the ballpark for the Pujols Foundation, his charitable group, for 10 home games a year.

• The right to buy a luxury suite between first base and third base for all home games.

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Personal services agreement
Sides agree that after the expiration of the contract or Pujols’ retirement as a player, they will enter into a 10-year personal services relationship and Pujols will be paid $1 million annually.