Mitt Hussein Romney is preferable to Barack Obama. But only insofar as HIV is preferable to AIDS.

Obama = AIDS
Romney = HIV

However, in the interest of saving the greatest Country that God ever made, I am giving Mitt Hussein Romney and the corrupt GOP Establishment that installed him as our Nominee one final chance to win my coveted endorsement.

Here are my terms…

• Mitt Hussein Romney must choose Paul Ryan, Scott Walker, or some other proven Conservative as his running mate.
• Mitt Hussein Romney must resign immediately after being sworn in, ensuring the Country is governed by a Conservative.
• Mitt Hussein Romney must pledge to never again seek Public Office outside of Massachusetts, Utah, or California.
• The GOP Establishment must pledge to never again interfere in the GOP Presidential Nominating Process. From this day forward, Conservative Voters will decide their Nominee, not RINO wimps in Washington, DC.

These terms are non-negotiable. You have until August 30, 2012 to respond.