You know who I don’t want to have sex with? Madalyn Starkey

I mean, I would. Obviously.

Because she’s not fat and I’m a guy. But I don’t have any urge to…

Like, you have to be really ugly for me to say no. Like, Rachel Maddow’s Girlfriend-Ugly.

Via Mediaite…

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy