On her way to waste more taxpayer money on luxury items, Michelle Obama hit her head on the door of Air Force One…
In mildly related news: Obama’s lazy mother-in-law has moved into the White House to
“Mrs. Robinson will be coming with the family to help the girls get acclimated, and she will determine in the coming months whether or not she wants to stay in D.C. permanently,” said Katie McCormick Lelyveld, spokeswoman for Michelle Obama.
Translation: Mrs. Robinson hit the jackpot, and will now live out her days eating bon bons in front of a giant, taxpayer-subsidized flat screen TV.