Parenting tips for Trayvon Martin’s parents

Worst parents ever…

Piers Morgan Tonight March 28.

In case these two ever decide to have another child, here’s a tip: How to drastically decrease the odds that your child will suffer an untimely death in just 3 easy steps…

STEP 1: Don’t name him “Trayvon”. If you name your child “Trayvon”, you’re just asking for it…

STEP 2: Don’t let him embrace a gangsta rap persona.

STEP 3: Don’t let him walk out of the house dressed like a thug.

Problem solved.

No one in the history of planet Earth has ever attacked, racially profiled, or unjustly harassed a guy dressed like Elder Elemuo…