
Trayvon Martin case timeline…
Trayvon Martin, a 17-year-old Florida high school student, is found shot and killed, in Sanford, Fla., a community north of Orlando.
Several eyewitnesses report to police that they heard a scuffle, then a cry for help, and then a gunshot.
According to the Sanford police report, George Zimmerman, 28, a self-appointed neighborhood watch captain, is found armed with a handgun, standing over Martin. He has a bloody nose and a wound in the back of his head.
First of all, why are liberals so up in arms about this? If you think about it, it’s just a really, really, really late-term abortion.
Second of all, when are 17-year-olds…in hoodies…at night…ever up to any good!?

And I’m sorry, but if you’re going to walk around dressed like Jay-Z, you can’t blame people for suspecting that you might be a threat.
Have you noticed that this never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever happens to Mormon missionaries?

Even if they’re minorities…

Nobody ever attacks Mormon missionaries on accident. On purpose? Sure. And justifiably so. But never on accident.
And thus, Mofo Politics hereby absolves George Zimmerman of any culpability in the Trayvon Martin abortion.
UPDATE: Witness confirms Trayvon Martin totally had it coming