Literally every single person I’ve heard talk about “Kony 2012″ oozes “self-rightous, yuppie douchebag”. So I am stubbornly refusing to know anything about “Kony”.

But check out this hot chick talking about it…

Whatevs.

I would “increase social awareness” all over her face…

UPDATE: Apparently her name is Megan Parken, in case you want to Google some pics for your wank bank…