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Mar. 9, 2012

So, on Thursday, Rush Limbaugh called Alexandra Petri “B-I-TCHY” for writing lies about him…

Like, I would have to really get to know her and like her, before I could bang her…




EDIT: Upon reflection, I probably would bang her, with or without an emotional connection. But I wouldn’t brag about it.

I mean, she is very unattractive, but I have very low standards. In my attempt to articulate that Alexandra Petri is right on the cusp of being un-doable, I went too far.

As we know, ugly women can look hot just by putting on slutty make-up.





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