Like, I would have to really get to know her and like her, before I could bang her…
EDIT: Upon reflection, I probably would bang her, with or without an emotional connection. But I wouldn’t brag about it.
I mean, she is very unattractive, but I have very low standards. In my attempt to articulate that Alexandra Petri is right on the cusp of being un-doable, I went too far.
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