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Mar. 7, 2012

No, seriously. This is an SNL parody right?

They might as well change the name to: “Fox & Friends First: You Never Know, They Might Just Start Making Out”…

For those that don’t know, Anna Kooiman used to be the weather girl at Fox Charlotte. And I get the impression that she is promiscuous…

I mean, don’t get me wrong. I’m having an imaginary fling w/ Ainsley Earhardt and Anna Kooiman as we speak…

They were at a bar celebrating the new show. I was just passing by when Anna accidentally spilled her drink on me. I told her it was okay, but she bought me a drink anyway. Then after a while, we all just started making out together. I guess we were getting kinda crazy, because the bartender asked us to leave. Somehow, we ended up at Ainsley’s place, where we all made love to each other.

In the morning, it was kind of awkward cuz I didn’t know if it would be weird if I pursued a monogamous relationship w/ Ainsley. Like, would Anna be upset? Would it make it a weird working environment for them? Cuz I mean, Anna is a great girl, but the way I feel about Ainsley– I’ve never felt this way about anyone before.

Anywho…





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