This is why you don’t give up on skinny white chicks…

If Jenna Marbles wanted me to kill my wife as a condition of sleeping with her, I would probably do it. But back in college, Jenna Mourey was ugly and awkward.

Via Suffolk University…

Ew, gross!

#7 Jenna Mourey OF-P
Year: Junior
Major: Psychology
Throws R
Bats R
Hometown: Rochester, NY
High School: Brighton HSC

Made first appearance on the mound as a college pitcher in March 2007…Named Team captain for 2007…Saw action in the outfield and as a pinch runner in 2006…used primarily as a pinch runner as a freshman.

Skinny white chicks are the Tim Tebows of women. You can never count them out.

Some slutty make-up…some fake eyelashes…and bam! They’re right back in the game.

The worst (or best) part is: You know her high school boyfriend is married to some big fat burnette now.

PS

I thought this was pretty insightful…