Jenna Marbles used to be really, really unattractive
This is why you don’t give up on skinny white chicks…
If Jenna Marbles wanted me to kill my wife as a condition of sleeping with her, I would probably do it. But back in college, Jenna Mourey was ugly and awkward.
#7 Jenna Mourey OF-P
Hometown: Rochester, NY
High School: Brighton HSC
Made first appearance on the mound as a college pitcher in March 2007…Named Team captain for 2007…Saw action in the outfield and as a pinch runner in 2006…used primarily as a pinch runner as a freshman.
Skinny white chicks are the Tim Tebows of women. You can never count them out.
Some slutty make-up…some fake eyelashes…and bam! They’re right back in the game.
The worst (or best) part is: You know her high school boyfriend is married to some big fat burnette now.
I thought this was pretty insightful…