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Lucky bastard: 41-year-old Teacher leaves his family for 18-year-old student

By MFP  March 1st, 2012

So ya, James Hooker quit his job. And he will probably get hosed in the divorce. But when you’re an ugly 41-year-old man? And you look 51?

And suddenly, by some divinely-inspired confluence of events, you have a chance to bang a cute 18-year-old blonde on a regular basis?

You take it. You take it and you don’t look back.

Via ABC News…

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And I’m just guessing? But I think we can reasonably deduce that, being that James Hooker is ugly, that his wife must be a real cow.

So talk about an upgrade: Not only is Jordan Powers pretty cute, she’s also got a good 10-15 years left in her.

Touche Mr. Hooker, touche.





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