So ya, James Hooker quit his job. And he will probably get hosed in the divorce. But when you’re an ugly 41-year-old man? And you look 51?
And suddenly, by some divinely-inspired confluence of events, you have a chance to bang a cute 18-year-old blonde on a regular basis?
You take it. You take it and you don’t look back.
Via ABC News…
And I’m just guessing? But I think we can reasonably deduce that, being that James Hooker is ugly, that his wife must be a real cow.
So talk about an upgrade: Not only is Jordan Powers pretty cute, she’s also got a good 10-15 years left in her.
Touche Mr. Hooker, touche.