Sadface.

Okay, so Elizabeth Smart got married Saturday to 22-year-old Matthew Gilmour…

Smart, 24, exchanged vows with her boyfriend of one year, Matthew Gilmour, 22, in a private ceremony on Saturday afternoon in Hawaii.

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Smart, who was kidnapped from her home in 2002 at age 14, had planned a summer wedding with Gilmour, of Aberdeen, Scotland, whom she met in Paris when both were doing Mormon mission work.

I wish them the best. But look how old Elizabeth Smart looks! She’s only 24!

And this was just a few years ago…

The kidnapping has aged her drastically. I mean, I almost wouldn’t bone her now.

But check her out back when Brian David Mitchell used to have his way with her…

What a shame.