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Heartache: Elizabeth Smart’s new Husband doesn’t get to have Elizabeth Smart in her prime

By MFP  February 19th, 2012

On Saturday, Elizabeth Smart married 22-year-old Matthew Gilmour…

Smart, 24, exchanged vows with her boyfriend of one year, Matthew Gilmour, 22, in a private ceremony on Saturday afternoon in Hawaii.

Smart, who was kidnapped from her home in 2002 at age 14, had planned a summer wedding with Gilmour, of Aberdeen, Scotland, whom she met in Paris when both were doing Mormon mission work.

I wish them the best. But look how old Elizabeth Smart looks– she’s only 24!

The kidnapping has aged her drastically. I mean, I almost wouldn’t give it to her now.

But here’s what she looked like when Brian David Mitchell had his way with her…




What a shame.





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