Those of you pining for a Mitch Daniels late-entry into the Presidential race, imagine you’re an average American…
- You’re Overweight
- You’re Underemployed
- Your favorite TV shows are “The Bachelor” and “The Biggest Loser”.
- Whenever you accidentally flip onto C-SPAN, you think to yourself: “Why does this channel even exist!?”
- You have never heard the phrase “Keystone Pipeline” in your entire life.
- There is a 65% chance you blame George W. Bush for the country’s problems.
You want to watch ESPN. Your wife wants to watch “Dancing With The Stars”. You compromise on “CSI: Miami”. And as you flip through the channels you see this guy…
Don’t be an asshole.
1912? Why not?
2012? Stop it. Just stop it.
Also? Mitch Daniels is a RINO.
- Mark Levin: George W. Bush is why we have Obama
- Mark Levin sucks up to Marxist collaborator Paul Ryan: “He’s a VERY nice guy!”
- Rand Paul accurately describes Paul Ryan’s budget deal as “wimpy”
- Handy Chart shows Rand Paul’s “Freedom Zones” are a Marxist professor’s central planning wet dream
- Bwahahahaha: Only white people show up to Rand Paul’s African-American outreach event