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Why RINO wimp Mitch Daniels will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever be President

By MFP  January 25th, 2012

Those of you pining for a Mitch Daniels late-entry into the Presidential race, imagine you’re an average American…

  • You’re Overweight
  • You’re Underemployed
  • Your favorite TV shows are “The Bachelor” and “The Biggest Loser”.
  • Whenever you accidentally flip onto C-SPAN, you think to yourself: “Why does this channel even exist!?”
  • You have never heard the phrase “Keystone Pipeline” in your entire life.
  • There is a 65% chance you blame George W. Bush for the country’s problems.

You want to watch ESPN. Your wife wants to watch “Dancing With The Stars”. You compromise on “CSI: Miami”. And as you flip through the channels you see this guy…

Don’t be an asshole.

1812? Sure.
1912? Why not?
2012? Stop it. Just stop it.

Also? Mitch Daniels is a RINO.





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