Tina Korbe is LIVE @ the CNN GOP debate tonight. Tina is “Associate Editor” @ HotAir. I think we all know what that means…

:makes grinding gesture w/ pelvis:

I know what you’re thinking: “Oh MP, you’re so childish and immature! I’m sure Tina is actually very intelligent and is probably a great writer!!!”

WRONG!

Here’s what Tina Korbe wrote in 2005…

Even at my young age, I have experienced the benefits of goal-setting (from the time I was in the third grade, setting goals for my gymnastics!). The knowledge that my future is in my hands has brought with it a sense of peace and optimism that can come only from faith and a strong sense of responsibility for myself and my actions. Being Arkansas Jr. Miss, 2006, has given me the opportunity to build upon my goal setting program, expanding it to include AJM’s Be Your Best Self tenets as I have spoken to thousands of people about my platform, Set Your Goal and Go.

Wow! It’s like reading a young Bob Woodward! And there’s more…

Examples of Physical Goals:

Improvement – “I can only run 10 minutes right now. But, in a month, I’m going to be running 30 minutes, 3 times a week.”

Achievement – “I want to win a 5k race.”

Hahahaha.

So I guess Ed Morrissey @ HotAir read this and thought to himself: “OMG, I MUST HIRE THIS PERSON, BE IT MALE OR FEMALE, BASED PURELY ON HIS OR HER AWESOME WRITING SKILLZ!!!”

DISCLAIMER: (My depiction of Ed Morrissey as a comedic prop is based purely on his oldness and fatness– not w/ any known sexual proclivities or actual position within the organization).

Don’t get me wrong– I’m a fan of Tina Korbe’s. I’m just teasing. Anyway, you can stalk follow Tina Korbe on Twitter @littlebettina…