FACT: In 1994, Mitch Daniels’ wife Cheri Daniels dumped him and their children for another man…

[Daniels] and his wife Cheri divorced in 1994. She moved to California, leaving Daniels with the four daughters, aged 8 to 14, and married a doctor.

Ok, not his fault. Fine. But here’s where things go from really embarrassing, to totally gay…

She and Mitch remarried in 1997.

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Daniels’s only comment was to the Indianapolis Star in 2004: “If you like happy endings, you’ll love our story.”

O.M.G.

Call me old fashioned, but if a ho-bag left me and the kids for another man– I would not take her back. No real man would take her back. Grow a sack, loser.

And let’s get one thing clear: we’re not exactly talking about Kristi Noem here. Cheri Daniels is a very unattractive woman. Not to be offensive, but I wouldn’t bone Cheri Daniels w/ Osama bin Laden’s rotting ****…

Now you might say: “But maybe she was pretty when she was young”. WRONG.

Oh. And then there’s this…

And this…

And this…

And THIS via Politico…

Daniels, who is weighing a run for the White House, was standing near a door at the National Institute for Fitness and Sport in Indianapolis, and “the door suddenly swung open and struck the governor in the forehead,” his office said in a statement.