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Obama-worshipping sychophant Amie Parnes is kind of ugly but I would still do her, I guess

Um, so about Amie Parnes…

Amongst Washington reporters and WH staffers, there’s a longstanding inside joke that Politico‘s Amie Parnes has a special way of covering the White House, namely, that she provides near universally glowing and breathless coverage of the first lady (and has even caused some to wonder whether she’s angling for a job in the East Wing).

Blah blah blah. The point is, I would do her. I guess. Like I would maybe go as far as taking her to Olive Garden or something. Would you?

You can try to bone her via Twitter @amieparnes.