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Audio: Rush Limbaugh Obama parody: “American Lie” sung to the tune of “American Pie”

By Paul Shanklin sung to the tune of Don McLean’s “American Pie”.

A long, long time ago

I can still remember

Oh, the protests used to make me smile

Cause I knew we could ram it thru

Before they even had a clue

Then maybe they’ll shut-up for a while

But the protests grew and made me shiver

Pelosi and Reid could not deliver

Now our push for health care has to wait

Til September [Spoken: or October or next year]

I can’t remember if I cried

When I heard the why’s and organized

But something told me deep inside

That day National Health Care died.

So I’d lied, lied at every townhall in sight

Drove my Chevy cross the country tryin’ to put up a fight

The good ol’ boys were standing right there outside

Sayin’ this will be the day that it dies

This will be the day Obama Care dies

We were gonna run it all on our own

But Congressmen and Senators were gettin’ stoned back home

That’s not how it was supposed to be

We used to be treated like a king and queen

And the sweater she borrowed from LL Bean

And my horse could part the stormy, stormy seas

But now everytime I hit the stage

Bitter crowds appear in fits of rage

Somewhere down in hell

There my members dwell

I was blown away by Bob and Bart

And the redneck neighbors with their pickup truck

But I knew I was out of luck

The day that health care died

Even though I lied, lied at every townhall in sight

Drove my chevy ‘cross the country tryin’ to put up a fight

The good ol’ boys were standing right there outside

Sayin’ this will be the day that it dies

This will be the day Obama Care dies

Even though I lied, lied at every townhall in sight

Drove my chevy ‘cross the country tryin’ to put up a fight

The good ol’ boys were standing right there outside

Sayin’ this will be the day that it dies

This will be the day Obama Care dies

[Spoken: Uh...Would you be interested in a health care co-op?]