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Michelle Obama in shorts vs. Sarah Palin in shorts

In response to the following comment posted in “Ghetto: Michelle Obama wearing shorts”:

Tisha: This is the nastiest blog I have ever seen. You are a nasty racist! And I bet you are ugly. Michelle Obama has a great body (a real womens body, with hips). You are probably some real ugly white chic jealous of this woman. I didn’t know losers like you exsist. Oh and you want to talk about someone with a terrible shape your girl Sarah Palin has a flat butt! That is probably why her husband is leaving her!!!

As you know, I abhor the politics of personal destruction, and therefore will not respond to the gratuitous, uncalled-for, and unnecessary ad hominem attacks above. However, I will respond to the substance of the criticism, which centers around the absurd assertion that Michelle Obama has a “great body” and that Sarah Palin is in “terrible shape”. These two claims are objectively false, as evidenced by the photos below.

Comparison: Michelle Obama in shorts vs. Sarah Palin in shorts

Michelle Obama in shorts:



Sarah Palin in shorts:




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  1. Sarah says:

    Palin is hot in shorts.

  2. wilzyk says:

    is it just me or is militant michelle ?
    maybe she has the white house chefs on call 24 hrs.
    shrimp gumbo, shrimp casserole, shrimp cocktail, shrimp jambalaya, curry shrimp on rice, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried pineapple shrimp lemon shrimp coconut shrimp…….

    • Anonymous says:

      Oooh look at me I’m still in high school! Sarah palin is an empty headed loser. If she weighed 200 lbs. You would rip her apart for her insane talk and the nails on the chalk board voice. Get out of your basement and try to contribute maturely to the world.

      • Scot Workman says:

        Your a pinhead…

      • Rachel says:

        Yeah, that’s right “anonymous”. YOU are reading the article about how the two girls (well, one girl and one sasquatch) look in shorts, but you are calling others “high school”????? Hahahaha… what an asshat.
        We both know that we didn’t really have to look at these photos to know that Michelle is nasty ugly, masculine and a wicked wookie. Sarah is All-American beautiful and feminine. Hardly a fair comparison since even my dog’s ass is better looking than Michelle. Heck, even Obama is more feminine than his ugly old lady.

        And we don’t wait for the media and late night comedians to tell us what our opinions are, like idiots lefties like you do.

  3. roberf gross says:

    Some of the news Media rated Michelle Obama a better stylist than Jackie Kennedy I believe Michelle is at the bottom of the list of anyone that has ever been in The White House some of her cloths are UGLY UGLY and UGLY AS Sarah Pelin you can’t even put sarah in the same Class with Michelle.

    • Anonymous says:

      Amazing that you have no intelligence, it’s like you are in high school. If Sarah Palin weighed 200 lbs , no person with a sliver of a brain would take anything she said seriously. She is a bottom feeder who only cares about making a buck! Michele Obama is not only beautiful on the outside she is beautiful and intelligent on the inside. Go back to high school loser!

      • DBinNJ says:

        Anonymous,

        Your comments would carry a just a little more credibility if they weren’t submitted by ANONYMOUS. All the anonymous’ I know are empty-headed dolts.

        • Anonymous says:

          How do you know them if they’re “anonymous”, dip$hit?

          • mikki says:

            ahahah! hahahhahha!!! ahhahaha!!! hahaha!! Cough! Um that is so true. If they are anonymous, how ahhah DO you know them? HAHAHAH! You’re a simpleton. Thanks for pointing that out, anonymous.

          • edinGA says:

            Yes, Michele’s the best! Just wonder,though, why was her law license revoked? Maybe she’s taking lessons from her husband in lawlessness. As for her figure, she’s a cow and her clothes are not only hideous but unbecoming for a first lady (excuse while I go puke for having to call her that).

      • Rachel says:

        High school again? What does that make you with your pointless comments little boy…. grade school?

      • gaetano says:

        put your glasses back on, you hav
        e the pictures backwards

  4. roberf gross says:

    Some of the news Media rated Michelle Obama a better stylist than Jackie Kennedy I believe Michelle is at the bottom of the list of anyone that has ever been in The White House some of her cloths are UGLY UGLY and UGLY AS Machelle Obama you can’t even put her in the same Class with Sarah Pelin.

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  6. CZ says:

    Shelly is one burly gal. She’s the first badoinkadoink.

  7. SSH YOUNG says:

    Michelle Obama LOOKS LIKE MONKEY SHE CAN NOT COMPARE TO J. KENNEDY

    • Maria from San Antonio, TX says:

      Michelle Obama dresses like a “Forever 21″ wannabe. The clothes look cheap for a First Lady and definitely too young and trendy. No comparison to Jackie Kennedy, who was French, elegant, classy, chic, feminine, and beautiful.

  8. uclimbit says:

    Perhaps the media should use the same filter they use on barry…

  9. uclimbit says:

    Anyway, at least she wears her hair the same as the dogs.

  10. Mbanana says:

    I have a look for the “Obama-mama”: Shaved hair like her husband, a-la-naturel, wear a yellow fitted long dress and pointed yellow shoes. Its called the banana look. I think that’s the best look for her. She needs to give up the Jackie wanna be look.

    • Maria from San Antonio, TX says:

      I agree with you. Michelle Obama will never even come close to Jackie Kennedy. Michelle has no class, no style, and not even her own identity as she continuously tries to imitate Jackie’s sense of style. Michelle, just give it up and go back to your African roots.

      • Maria from San Antonio, TX says:

        And further more you could save the country some money. For your next “Black Tie” Event at the White House, just wear the “Banana Look” mentioned above. You might get lucky and find a Halloween Costume of a Banana on Sale. Believe me the citizens of this country will be very grateful to you for not spending taxpayers’ money on your clothes. Because no matter what you wear, you still look like an orangutan playing “dress up.”

  11. April says:

    Bingo!
    Michelle Obama = out of shape after 2 kids with the last one born in 2001.
    Sarah Palin = in shape after 5 kids with the last one born in 2008.

    Ya think that may be one of the reasons why the left is so bitter towards Sarah Palin? Well, DUH!

  12. be4truth says:

    Absolutely NO CONTEST! Palin all the way!

  13. snowteck says:

    Youbecha Michelle’s got hips! Each one has its own zip code. Palin is slim because she runs. Maybe Oprah could take michelle for a run or two.

  14. G-Man says:

    The only way to describe Michelle’s fashion sense is the Chicago hood rat look.

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  16. mike falkenstein says:

    sarah palin is a beautiful attractive woman-michelle obama-well like the old saying a picture is worth a thousand words-case rested

  17. TX_Soldier says:

    Oh my gosh, Gov Palin is freaking hot!
    She is bright, religious, and the married mother of 5 kids of which 1 is in the Army……..get over your hatred, some people are just better looking all around then the one you want to be on top.

    Obama wife is way out of her league, and her husband is in way over his head, period.

  18. John Howard says:

    Palin is a quitter/loser/whiner with no class and less relevance. Obama is an intelligent achiever, who is the first lady of the United States…. need we say more?

    • jhardin says:

      And what has she acheived other than spending our tax dollars for her vacations and free ass widening vittles?

  19. carolyn says:

    I just read an article about several readings being upset concerning Michelle Obama wearing shorts on her vacation at the Grand Canyon. What’s the problem? I myself see nothing wrong with her wearing shorts at HER FAMILY VACATION. She is a human -being just like the rest of us only thing different is that she is the first lady. Do everyone expect her to wear a suit with heals to visit the canyon remember she’s in her forties who is in great shape and is able to show off her great legs and arms. I wouldn’t want to see some of the first ladies of the past wearing shorts or wearing a sleeveless dress. I think I would go into cardiac arrest. People complained about her going to a soup kitchen with sneaker. So stop complaining and find something else logical to complain about instead of what the first lady is wearing. Yes Nancy Regean loved her ball-room growns and expensive dress worth thousand and thousand of dollars while American people was in a slump and the maket itself was collapsing in the 80′s. Barbara Bush wore her expensive Polyester Suits while American went into a recesssion. Michelle is a down to earth individual who doesn’t place herself above others.

  20. ? says:

    michelle. you are wanted back at the Zoo
    its feeding time.

  21. IPULLIT says:

    Sarah Palin is a beautiful strong women with strong family values. I wish at the last speech you would have given all of those ‘the finger’. She just wanted her normal life back and was smart enough to get it back.
    Michelle Bamamrama in shorts……. rofl…….
    I think I saw her at Wallsmot.

    • Carole says:

      If she, indeed, had “strong family values,” Palin would be at home, tending her family, instead of trying to position herself to run the country.

  22. Good Man says:

    Sarah and Todd in the back of the truck.
    Sarah get preggers after Todd say “*uck!”
    They elope real quick so pappa don’t know
    Too – the town can’t call her a ‘ho ho ho’
    Baby born ‘early’ but who is all the wiser
    Not Dr. Dobson who won’t be a miser
    But all these years later, don’t cha know
    The public catches on and says ‘Whoa, Ho, No!’
    The fact of the matter amid all the twitter
    Is that Sarah was a Liar, then a Loser now a Quitter

    • jhardin says:

      It is always great when a liberal puke wants to comment on the shortcomings of a conservative. Your mother said the best part of you was the brown stain on the sheet after your trick father got done with her! Now does that feel good? Knock off the garbage trash!!

  23. WTF?? says:

    I love it how the admins on this website delete posts that present relavent arguments against the racist bullsh!! that is being posted here. Interesting. It’s almost like the GOP saying, “nanananabooboo, stick your head in poopoo, I don’t like you so I’m going to resist any change in healthcare even though I know it’s necessary and I know Bush messed up.” Those of us who are educated and intelligent will all just keep on laughing while our candidate is president and you are just sticking your thumbs on your foreheads, wiggling your fingers, and saying, “neiner, neiner, neiner.” Not that this will be seen by anyone, because the admins will make sure it’s not. At least I know you all are reading it, and you are either the most idiotic or the most opportunistic of the right-wing today. Honestly? John Mccain and every decent republican in history would be ashamed of this bull. Shame on you.

  24. WTF?? says:

    And also, Sarah Palin is THE BIGGEST IDIOT IN THE COUNTRY and doesn’t even deserve a nanosecond of my time. If you can’t graduate in 4 years from a well-ranked university, you don’t deserve to be involved in american politics. She is trailer park trash and the last thing educated, intelligent white women like myself need is to have people like Sarah Palin representing white females in this country. I can’t wait to see her hairpiece fall out in public.

    (and hey, here’s a tip to the genius admins on this website….controversy actually draws people to your page, so deleting something like this isn’t just a p**** move, it’s also not helping you. Note I censored my own words to save your little brains some energy).

    • DBinNJ says:

      Too many politicians have graduated from 4 year institutions that have no idea that there is a difference between a hole in the ground and their own a$$hole. Maybe that’s why most of them flounder around with their heads inserted up between their butt-cheeks!

    • John B says:

      “…THE BIGGEST IDIOT IN THE COUNTRY and doesn’t even deserve a nanosecond of my time.”

      Yet there you are spending a lot more than a “nanosecond’ doing just the opposite.

      “…and the last thing educated, intelligent white women like myself need is…”

      You sure are trying to toot your own horn, but all you’re doing is drawing attention to what a bitter, envious ass you are and not showing anyone that you’re educated in any way whatsoever.

      • mikki says:

        if you’re a white “women”, then y is your name John? A bit butch are we?

        • Anonymous says:

          Mikki you’re a genius //sarcasm//

          • Teabagger says:

            You all are losing sight of the important issue here:
            1. Sarah Palin is hawt and bangable.
            2. Michelle Obama is mannish, fat, disgusting, and I wouldn’t eff her with Barack’s d*ck.

            These are not opinions; they are empirical facts.

          • fondofpoliticalhilarity says:

            Teabagger, that final line was pure gold. Major LOL, thanks.

    • jhardin says:

      Genius!! Let us elect a few more of the educated elite from Harvard,Yale or fill in the blank Ivy Drenched school to lead us down the primrose lane! I don’t think any candidate stated that they wanted to represent white women. Perhaps you should wait for Massengill to run a candidate for you are obviously a douchebag!!

  25. WTF?? says:

    And, no, Palin is not middle class. She is LOW CLASS. Her teenage daughter is giving birth while she preaching abstinence until marriage, while still having babies of her own and naming them “Trig.” I am a middle class white American woman and I call that WHITE TRASH. White trash using God’s word (The Bible) to perpetuate lies, deceit, and hatred in our country. I would like to meet one person who can present a factual argument as to why this woman should even be allowed to speak in public.

    • Hellpig says:

      @WTF? wow Got Bigotry? damn hypocrites

    • Ohio Right Wing Nut says:

      UMM…The First Amendment comes to mind. You don’t like her or what she has to say, DON’T LISTEN, TURN THE T.V. OFF, SIT DOWN AND STFU

      • LucysDaddy says:

        WTF??—are you calling John McCain a Republican? How dare you! Apparently you haven’t followed recent events…John McCain is a RINO. He is not a Republican and has not been for quite some time.

        So, WTF??, you are upset that Sarahcuda’s daughter had a kid out of wedlock and she herself named her son Trig???? THAT is the extent of your anger? You, ma’am, need to lay off the Boone’s Farm. If that is the best you can come up with, you don’t deserve a nanosecond of my time.

        Unfortunately, WTF??, just because you got your online degree from “Bob’s University and Waffle Shop” does not make you any smarter than I. In fact, I know a lot of people who have advanced degrees in law, medicine and business and I consider them to be total morons. You sure you’re not a lawyer????

    • John B says:

      “I would like to meet one person who can present a factual argument as to why this woman should even be allowed to speak in public.”

      She’d be preferred far more than you and your vitriolic claptrap. You can now take that fact and stew over it, you ignorant dimbulb.

    • jhardin says:

      As a liberal you probably would be more supportve of Bristol Palin if she had went to a nice abortion clinic and disposed of that uneeded bit of tissue that I like to call a baby! I am sure you then would be a supporter! Who better to speak of abstinence then a person that did not practice it and now sees the consequences? If you trashy liberals want abortions so much how are there any of you left? Do us all a favor and instead of aborting a baby jump off a bridge before you get pregnant!

    • fondofpoliticalhilarity says:

      WTF? We all know you dislike Sarah Palin, but why do you care what she names her kids? Is your white, intelligent, educated, womanly self so brittle that you get upset by names? I mean YOUR parents named you “WTF?” So WTF?

  26. kevin says:

    Palin is hot as hell and thats really all that matters. I’d give her the best 3 minutes of her life if I could.

  27. Buck O'Fama says:

    M.O. Klingon Tranny

  28. Shocked White Male says:

    The racist rantings on this blog make me sick to my stomach. I have an idea for all of you who take delight in putting down a classy black woman; get back in your trailers and have another helping of chittlins. You make me want to puke.

    • John B says:

      When you show us this “classy black woman” you’re inanely babbling about and show us the racism, then maybe people will listen to you more. As it is, all you can do is bring up the race card because any thought process deeper than that would cause that little turd you call a brain to ooze out of your ear canal.

    • fondofpoliticalhilarity says:

      So Puke, SWM, puke. I dare you.

  29. sdinnorthd says:

    Face it, she has a big fat butt that is jacked up around her ears. It’s in her Australopithicus genes. She can’t help it. I bet she can really climb a Banyon tree though.

  30. Wainnone says:

    Sarah looks great for a woman who gave birth to 5 kids. i wish all wives that age stayed looking that good.
    And who knows she may even make a decent president if given the opportunity.

  31. Neal says:

    This remains me of that show called beauty and the beast. By the way Sarah looks great.

  32. Letty says:

    Yes M.O. is soooo down to earth that she wears $500 + Space Sneakers on those Bannan Boat/Pontoon feet of hers while millions of Americans are unemployed! Let’s face it she’s butt ugly!! She has no joy in her face, and that’s because she is an angry woman with a huge chip on her shoulder. She would soften her look if she would stop being so militantly angry all the time. Give up your hate of Whitey! She is the picture of Dorian Gray! In contrast, Sarah Palin is a Joyful woman full of Love and it shows. The only time MicHELL looks less angry is when she’s around her kids and BO, because I do believe she loves her Husband and Kids genuinely, unlike Hillary Clinton – who had as much warmth in her as a King Cobra!

  33. silent majority says:

    Gay males really hate Sarah Palin because she is prettier than them.

  34. Carly says:

    MHO? Throwing up in my mouth. Remember November.

  35. wtf says:

    really…cause these pics aren’t biased? whatever shelly is lacking physically–if anything, she makes up for it in brains…can’t say that about sarah…she is just a face

    • jhardin says:

      What has she done to make you believe that she is a great brain? Have you seen her grades from high school,college or anything else? That is the main problem with you liberals. You will argue a statement with no evidence to back it up! Step back from the punch bowl and set the glass of kool-aid down!

  36. jaona says:

    funny comments
    most of them BS
    MO is a tramp a racist and an AA college student
    both her and BO had to surrender their law licenses but beyond that
    BO and MO , MO looking like a whore in front of the Queen gave said queen some inapropiate crap gift they have partied and flown all over the world on our dime and MO even flew to the lakers game
    what is BO doing about the oil spill? where are the jobs he promised and why is he crafting an amnesty policy
    MO disrespects the office every photo op

    • gaetano says:

      Now every one should know why Obama went out with Larry Sinclare. Would you screw this fat @ss, full back,from the Kenyen football team?

  37. Lgbpop says:

    It’s rather amusing how many people posted here for several minutes apiece to tell us why they don’t care about Sarah Palin. It’s also distressing to see all of the gibes tossed about here about Michelle Obama’s physical appearance. she can’t help the way she looks any more than any of you can, so grow up.

    Now if you’ll excuse me I want to go watch the tugboat help Michelle Obama into that armored SUV with the overloaded leaf springs in the back.

  38. Uncle Ted says:

    the first tranny is a beast

  39. GK1 says:

    Palin looks hotter in shorts, but she’s a stupid c***. On balance, Michelle is still ahead on points.

  40. mikki says:

    First of all, Sarah is overrated. Let’s see her without the flesh colored cellulite hiding stockings, Photoshopping, makeup, hairstylists, etc. (on cover of Newsweek). Then you post a picture of Michelle just being mommy. Let’s see those fat knees, Sarah. Let’s see those deep crow’s feet and liver spots under that foundation birthday cake.

    I don’t understand how people think (and exaggerate) her “hotness”. She is average. Period. She has a flat tail, no boobs, a square waist and needs those medicated stockings to hide the ripples. Oh yeah, she is hot…compared to Hillary (who has brains) and Mr. Barbara Bush. Get over yourselves. She is okay, not hot. You may love her because she is constantly running her pie hole and spewing hateful diatribes so you give her free passes in other areas, but she is not HOT.

  41. Rob says:

    The one of obama walking the dog looks most disgusting. Honestly, like a g****** walking a dog. Imagine barry having to slide up between those thighs and lick that g******’s hole? Yikes!

  42. Speedy says:

    Michelle feminine?
    Compared to Jackie Kennedy?
    Compared to Carla Bruni?
    Even compared to Sarah Palin?
    There simply is no comparison to ANY of these 3 women. Michelle doesn’t qualify to carry the laundry of any of these women whatsoever. Jackie, Carla and Sarah are all complete natural beauties, regardless of politics. All 3 are classic examples of femininity, poise, grace and charm.

    Has anyone seen Michelle’s H.S. graduation pic? My God… talk about anything but “feminie” does not enter in to the description!

    In spite of the media’s “mass attempt at building Militant Moo Moo Michelle in to some sort of “beauty” their efforts only serve to highlight her dramatic LACK of femininity.

    In discussing true femininity and natural beauty, any suggestion of comparing Michelle with Jackie, Carla or Sarah is laughable, absurd and simply ridiculous.

    I mean, let’s get REAL!

  43. Bob says:

    Michelle be one hot m***** h*, wit’dem muscular j***** thighs and fat booty all stickin’ out da back ! Daaaaammmmm! She mus’ be tearin’ up Obey’s bony lil’ *** in da sack.

  44. Bob says:

    Ok den. How’s about dis? Michelle be one hot m***** h*, wit’dem muscular j***** thighs and fat booty all stickin’ out da back ! Daaaaammmmm! She mus’ be tearin’ up Obey’s bony lil’ *** in da sack G!

  45. Morgan says:

    First of all, its michelle vs. sarah in SHORTS… its not a political debate. Sarah wins this one hands down. Michelle’s legs look like tree tunks. Not because shes black-its not a racist comment. Its because her legs look huge and theres no denying that. And its really horrible of anyone to criticize Sarah’s voice. It’s the way she was born and its not right to make fun of someone for something they cant control. And politically, Michelle and Barack Obama have done nothing for this country but make it worse! They are on vacation every other week. If they are not on vacation they are seeing some sort of show. In Obama’s first week of office he spent over 3 trillion dollars. Im so sick of liberal democrats criticizing every little thing that republicans do and making them out to be the bad guy. You guys are real big jerks that are always pulling money from MY pocket. Sorry but this health care thing is bull S***! Its not free, its coming out of taxes and I shouldn’t have to pay for other peoples health care. Its a socialist idea and socialist economies always fail! Anyways, Sarah Palin is my hero. She goes through all kinds of critical crap everyday, she has a son with down syndrome, and she holds her own. F*** you haters.

  46. ann says:

    Wow some people can’t accept blacks in the WHITE house after all this time.I laugh sooo much at these rude remarks. Get over it they will have their black asses for four more years in our WHITE house ……..hahahahahahaha

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